I am an overweight child of eleven covered by a thin patina of twenty-somethingness. The slightest abrasion could scrape away the exterior of semi-maturity. So when I was informed that Cincinnati has a growing population of masked heroes, that twenty-somethingness film was washed away in a surge of youthful glee.
You know that noise young women make in anime when they’re really excited? I made that noise.
Upon viewing the above, I was overtaken by a deep sense of purpose. My destiny was revealed to me: I must go to them. I must understand them. Who wants to join me on a road trip to meet these super heroes? This is definitely a documentary film waiting to happen.
Recommended reading: Kick-Ass, a fictional comic book series about real life super heroes.

